But they don't promise virgins to their martyrs ... is there a shortage of which I'm not aware? If they claim bi-sexuality they could double their chances ... or doesn't it work that way? Oh, wait a minute, Christianity has views on gender identification and sexual preferences, just as Islam does ... never mind.
Take a bow, Greg, for finding comedy in the ridiculous. Come to think of it ... isn't that a big element of comedy? Actually, you're unveiling (yikes!) insecurity through comedy. J