THE ETERNAL INVESTIGATION

Once upon a time, an overworked Secretary of State, anxious to spend a little time at her home on the weekends, arranged for her office to send her unclassified mail to her home where she could work on it in her free time.  Her office arranged this but members of a group called the Grubby Ogres Party told ugly rumors about the content of those emails ending the Secretary's political career despite failing to find any evidence of wrongdoing.  The vindictive Ogres, upon taking power authorized the StateDepartment, now under their control, to launch yet another investigation, this one with the specific goal of finding wrong-doing.  After three years of intensive investigation the State Department came up with bubkes, much to the dismay of Grubby Ogres all over.   It is our understanding that the G.O.P., undaunted by another failure, have promised an eternal investigation into the matter.