SECRET TREATIES, SECRETLY ARRIVED AT

A relic of monarchism, so despised by our founding fathers, a secret treaty, secretly arrived was concluded in Helsinki at the summit meeting between Trump and Putin.  No word of the terms have been announced to the American public but Putin has advised his people, that included is a deal for former KGB agents to interrogate our officials.  Although Trump denies this, no word has been advised as to the terms of the secret deal.  We are all now subjects of King Donald I with the date of the coronation, ad yet unrevealed.