VIRTUAL WALLS AND RHETORICAL DEPORTATIONS

Remember that wall that the Donald was going to build, and have Mexico pay for?  Turns out, according to a Trump spokesman, it is going to be a virtual wall, probably paid for in virtual Mexican pesos, which I'm sure will keep out millions of virtual illegal immigrants. 

Remember that deportation of all illegal immigrants? Well, those mass deportations, according to the same spokesman, will be rhetorical, which probably means that the constant rhetoric of the Trump campaign will probably cause the illegals to self-deport, another favorite tactic of G.O.P. candidates.

Only a cynic would have the bad manners to note that these clarifications come AFTER Trump has won the primaries.